‹ Maqāmāt al-Hamadhānī · suggested reading path: step 2 — arranged easiest-first, not a classical order
al-Maqāma al-Māḍirīyah is one of Badīʻ al-Zamān al-Hamadhānī's roughly fifty maqāmāt — short, self-contained comic tales told in ornate rhymed prose (sajʻ), each narrated by the fixed frame-narrator ʿĪsā ibn Hishām and starring the recurring trickster hero Abū al-Fatḥ al-Iskandarī. In this one, Abū al-Fatḥ refuses to touch a rich stew at a banquet — and when his companions press him for the reason, he tells them: a Baghdad merchant once dragged him home to dinner and, before a single bite was served, insisted on narrating the price and pedigree of his door, his door-knocker, his house, his servant, and eventually every ingredient in the meal itself — until Abū al-Fatḥ fled rather than sit through one more digression. Read it sentence by sentence below; expand any card for the English translation, vocabulary keyed to root, and a language or historical note.